Fashion Reinventor Gifts

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

His mane bun is just so wrong.

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

The latest fall fashion trends

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

I've found the designer gene.

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

'Post-maternity wear.'

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

Medical Silicon Paste.

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target for archery,