Fashion Reinventor Gifts

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

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I've found the designer gene.

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

'Post-maternity wear.'

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

Medical Silicon Paste.

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target for archery,