Fashion Innovator Gifts

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

"Can someone please invent clothing that will cover both nipples?"

Man catches cigar smoke to make a hairpiece

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target for archery,

The time before the invention of loinclothes.

"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"

'I ran into a whittler.'

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

I've found the designer gene.

Pretty Soon: Our new friends from space will give us pretty things to wear!

Tattoo's 'Yes it Hurts.'

When hunting you really should wear what you would normally throw away.

"Where's the plug out of the sink gone?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

e-procurement

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'