Dress Code Enthusiast Gifts

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"We have a dress code here, only directors are allowed to wear bow ties"

'Where's your beret, Carl?'

"I am sorry sir, but we do have a dress code here."

"Norma, this is not what we meant by a 'dress down day'!"

No backwards baseball caps allowed.

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'

Man crawling onto island sees sign saying no shirt, no shoes, no service.

"Dear, you're underdressed."

"Simpson, your second evaluation is Tuesday. This time wear a suit with pants."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

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'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

'Fairy friday.'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'He is wearing shoes.'

"So let's review the casual Fridays protocol one more time, ok?"

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'