Dress Code Aficionado Gifts

'We do like our announcers to wear ties.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Penguin trying on a suit.

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

Football haircuts.

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

"Here, this might fit."

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

"Dude, I didn't spend 2 years in hairstyling school just to shave your head!"

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'