Dress Code Aficionado Gifts

'We do like our announcers to wear ties.'

'Sorry mate ...no trainers...'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

I can't believe we scheduled a battle on casual Friday.

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Penguin trying on a suit.

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

Football haircuts.

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

"Dude, I didn't spend 2 years in hairstyling school just to shave your head!"