Dress Code Stickler Gifts

First Tee Bar and Grill: No golf shoes, no service.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Corporate Image

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

No Pants No Service?

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"Dress code?"

"So let's review the casual Fridays protocol one more time, ok?"

'Fairy friday.'

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

'He is wearing shoes.'

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"