Strict Dress Code Adherent Gifts

'Casual Friday is ONLY Friday! It doesn't carry over and include Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday!'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Working at Home Half Day

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

I can't believe we scheduled a battle on casual Friday.

"I love meetings"

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Corporate Image

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

No Pants No Service?

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.