Dress Code Devotee Gifts

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Bond James, Bond."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

New Shoes.

Silly wig.

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Man dressed as a robot.

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

I can't believe we scheduled a battle on casual Friday.

"Madonna's out early this morning."

At the park, 1979

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

Joan Crawford junior

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Make me look like this."

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'

Steampunk

"Here, this might fit."

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Man crawling onto island sees sign saying no shirt, no shoes, no service.

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?