Dress Devotee Gifts

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

A difference of opinion over fashion

"Bond James, Bond."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

New Shoes.

Silly wig.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I love these old decorations!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

You're the olive in my martini

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

The Design Artiste

A woman in prayer

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Georges Braque.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Room for bigger presents."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Le Corbusier