Dress Devotee Pillows

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

A difference of opinion over fashion

"Bond James, Bond."

Silly wig.

New Shoes.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I love these old decorations!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

You're the olive in my martini

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

A woman in prayer

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

The Design Artiste

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Radiant, yet flammable.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Georges Braque.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"Room for bigger presents."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Le Corbusier

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'