Dress Lover Pillows

"Why didn't I always wear a dress?"

Radiant, yet flammable.

Freia Golden Apples

Ruffly Pink Dress

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Second hand furniture.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Creative department

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

The World's Easiest Airport

New Shoes.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Tired Barbie

Tiger Costume

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Does this make me think I look good?"

A woman in prayer

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Suits 50% Off

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Tiger Costume

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Artists At The Auto Show

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.