Dress Lover Pillows

"Why didn't I always wear a dress?"

Radiant, yet flammable.

Freia Golden Apples

Ruffly Pink Dress

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Second hand furniture.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Creative department

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The World's Easiest Airport

New Shoes.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Tired Barbie

Tiger Costume

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

A woman in prayer

Suits 50% Off

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Tiger Costume

Artists At The Auto Show

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Easter Bonnet

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Hospital gown pageant.