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The Fashions

Glenda, for the 100th time you can not buy the red dress! Put away your bank card now!

Modern Major General

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Early Colour TV

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Mating rituals

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Don Pasquale

Countess

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Maypole

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Oscar Wilde

The Firebird

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

Radiant, yet flammable.

Ballet Parking.

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

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Louis XIV

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

'A fat little man with a red cloak' (Braham at St James' Theatre)

Oscar Victory

God playing with dolls.

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

The Third Day of Christmas

'You've been drinking again.'