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'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

Modern Major General

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Mating rituals

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Goddess

Purple dress

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Countess

Don Pasquale

The Firebird

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

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'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Louis XIV

"Perhaps this one, sir."

'A fat little man with a red cloak' (Braham at St James' Theatre)

Fancy Dress Box

Oscar Victory

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

Antonio Banderas

Soprano

Top Hat

Clark Gable

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

The Fashions

Emma Thompson

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'He never learns. Last year, he was a fire hydrant.'