Fancy Dress Lover Pillows

Quite frankly, Jim, I'm just not in the moo.

Halloween - Costume Decisions.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Fancy dress .

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Your Royal Highness...

It's great to be a superhero in a full body costume except you can't find the zipper when you're suffering of diarrhoea.

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

Chicken Costume

Tiger Costume

Tiger Costume

Champagne

Bear Costume

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

Useless add-ons.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Scarf puts hat back on.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Masquerade

Bee costume

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Pirate

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."