Fancy Dress Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't worry Mr Hooper, it isn't a serious operation you will be undergoing.'

"No, I don't know where your pirate shirt is."

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

Fancy Dress Costumes.

Vampire wih no reflection at fancy dress party

'The fancy dress ball tickets were sold out, so how about a nice quiet evening round at my place?'

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

At the Xmas transvestite Nativity fancy dress Bob decided to eat, drink and be Mary!

'That's it Robert, this fancy dress thing has finally gone too far!'

"Didn't make it home from the Eurovision party again this year, then...?"

Dilophosaurus

The Shard, London

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

A couple dressed as grapes

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bear Costume

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

"I was almost that last year."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Cat Tie

Advocado

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Useless add-ons.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"