Fancy Dress Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Don't worry Mr Hooper, it isn't a serious operation you will be undergoing.'

"No, I don't know where your pirate shirt is."

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

Fancy Dress Costumes.

Vampire wih no reflection at fancy dress party

'The fancy dress ball tickets were sold out, so how about a nice quiet evening round at my place?'

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

At the Xmas transvestite Nativity fancy dress Bob decided to eat, drink and be Mary!

'That's it Robert, this fancy dress thing has finally gone too far!'

"Didn't make it home from the Eurovision party again this year, then...?"

Dilophosaurus

The Shard, London

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

A couple dressed as grapes

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Champagne

Bear Costume

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I was almost that last year."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Advocado

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.