Fancy Dress Aficionados T-Shirts

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

Champagne

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bear Costume

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Useless add-ons.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Masquerade

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Bee costume

Tiger Costume

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pirate

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."