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St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Masquerade

Bee costume

Tiger Costume

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Pirate

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.