Fancy Dress Fanatics Pillows

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Masquerade

Bee costume

Tiger Costume

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Pirate

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Costume Party.

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'