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Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Champagne

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bear Costume

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

Useless add-ons.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Masquerade

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Tiger Costume

Bee costume

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pirate

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Tiger Costume

Little boy dragon

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

The rest of the herd were not amused.