Fancy Dress Lovers Gifts

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Champagne

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bear Costume

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

Useless add-ons.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Masquerade

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Tiger Costume

Bee costume

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pirate

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Tiger Costume

Little boy dragon

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

The rest of the herd were not amused.