Fancy Dress Fanatic Gifts

"Well, I was hoping this might scare the other squirrels away from the bird feeders...but they seem to have made me their king!"

Real Horse inside a Panto Horse

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Christ chooses the wrong house in which to announce his second coming"

Earl wins first prize, for the most original costume.

"Never mind about star signs what blood group are you"

Lobster on the telephone

Tiger Costume

Pink Ballgown

"Too soon?"

I am the cute blue bear

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Pirate costume? No, I want a clown costume. Why would I want a pirate costume?'

A woman in a male bear suit with a man in a female bear outfit.

Child with a bull's head.

"I can't seem to live in the present, so I'm opting for the future as I see it."

'Fred's in a world of his own!'

'Okay. Let me re-phrase that...is there a REAL doctor in the house?'

'Here comes that phoney baloney now.'

Bee costume

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

Be 5 Again

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Masquerade

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit