Fancy Dress Aficionados Gifts

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bear Costume

"I was almost that last year."

Advocado

Useless add-ons.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Masquerade

Bee costume

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Tiger Costume

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Pirate

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"