Fancy Dress Aficionado Gifts

'What makes you think I'm in telemarketing?'

'But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy.'

'We're a giant Q-tip'

Costume Party.

Superhero

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

'Have you met my rat of a husband?'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'I don't care if your family physician can't work you in today - I want you to hightail it out of here.'

Oh good evening officer, I was just off out, on my way to a fancy dress...!

'Are you SURE that's fancy dress you're wearing?'

"And where are you swanning off to?"

'Come on in, Arnold. I see you've made an ass of yourself again.'

'A wimp in sheikh's clothing.'

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

Cape costume

Fancy dress: 'I've come as the autumn TV schedule - nothing on whatsoever.'

'It's not old-just a portrait of Uncle Todd who liked to dress up.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Little boy dragon

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

Pirate

Put Together a Dope Halloween Costume

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'What an original costume!'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Everybody Conga!

'It must be that couple with the twelve children.'

'So what's this future you have in mind, young Murgatroyd - pantomime?'

It's supposed to be fancy dress. - 'I've come as a serial killer.' - 'My, my... you have such delicate skin...' - 'Mmm... maybe a glass of Chianti before the police community support officers arrive...' -

Guests arriving on the wrong day for a fancy ball

"I've come as my vaccine passport."