Fancy Dress Collector Pillows

Oh great! Another vampire costume! This turning into a disaster!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Tiger Costume

Bee costume

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

The Dandy

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Pirate

Posh Easter Egg

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Tiger Costume

Little boy dragon

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

Superhero

'Have you met my rat of a husband?'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"