Fancy Dress Collector Pillows

Oh great! Another vampire costume! This turning into a disaster!

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Do you do much walking?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Bee costume

Tiger Costume

The Dandy

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Pirate

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Posh Easter Egg

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

Tiger Costume

Little boy dragon

'But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy.'

'Have you met my rat of a husband?'

Superhero

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"