Dress-up Lovers Pillows

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"Bond James, Bond."

Remote control pirate bully

Bear Costume

"It was better before God took up knitting."

The height of fashion in 1796

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little Princess.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

A man washing a mascot costume

Silly wig.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Reginald Bunthorne

"How should we divide the teams?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Useless add-ons.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Ladies

Drummer

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

A man taking a bow

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Tiger Costume

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Pirate

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