Costume Lover Pillows

"Between the hat, the sunglasses and the mask, I think we're good."

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"Too soon?"

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'You were terrific at the office Xmas party, Hansen, but now we'd like to have you return to your regular duties.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"When I said I wanted you to champion our health and safety campaign I was thinking more of you designing new pamphlets."

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

"We're with the Periodic Table."

Princess

The School Nativity.

It's another toga party

"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Mad Hatter's tea party.

King Richard III

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Did somebody say Hen?

Time for tea

"Jimmy has the scariest costume. He's a dentist!"

Countess

"When I said a bit of role-play might spice up our sex life I was thinking more fireman than a clown."

"I'm ready for the 4th of July. I have on red lipstick, a white gown and a blue hat."

Theatre Mask

"As your wife I don't mind helping with the clinic...but in future please leave me out of your promotion ideas!"

'Trick or treatment.'

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

'Ah master Physician I'm feeling a little ruff!'

'A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.'

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

Remote control pirate bully

Moo like a Pirate Day

'But then he couldn't call himself the Terrible Knight.'

Did somebody say Hen?