Cosplay Lover Pillows

A vampire's pet peeves.

Why doesn't anything I do catch on?

Crazy World

Luckily for Darth Vader, Black is very slimming. . .

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

"Is that your mom Dressed up like Xena: Warrior Princess... only sl*ttier?!"

Stormtrooper takes off the helmet.

Soldier

Teapot

"Well, news flash, buddy! You're not really a pro athlete!"

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'I'm a XXXVIII regular.'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

For eleven months of the year, Santa wasn't averse to a bit of moonlighting - Santa dressed as tooth fairy

'If it gets out that we missed Mars by 150 million miles, we're in deep doo-doo! Would you mind wearing these costumes for a brief video?'

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

A man washing a mascot costume

Monolith Selfie

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Remote control pirate bully

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

The height of fashion in 1796

Pirate

Bear Costume

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.