Cosplay Lover Mugs

A vampire's pet peeves.

Why doesn't anything I do catch on?

Crazy World

"Is that your mom Dressed up like Xena: Warrior Princess... only sl*ttier?!"

Soldier

Teapot

"Well, news flash, buddy! You're not really a pro athlete!"

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'I'm a XXXVIII regular.'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

For eleven months of the year, Santa wasn't averse to a bit of moonlighting - Santa dressed as tooth fairy

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

A man washing a mascot costume

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Remote control pirate bully

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

The height of fashion in 1796

Pirate

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Bear Costume

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

Reginald Bunthorne

Blue Dress and Feather

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."