Dress-up Enthusiast Pillows

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

The club

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

"Bond James, Bond."

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Pirate

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

A man washing a mascot costume

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Falstaff

"How should we divide the teams?"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Silly wig.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I think he's lonely.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"