Playing Dress-up Pillows

'Why can't he get into soccer like other children?'

Snake Dress-Up

'Michael and I are playing 'married.' I'm getting ready and he's sitting in the car beeping the horn.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Proper little princess.

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

"Bond James, Bond."

"Just be yourself."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Pirate

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Hipsters"

Little Princess.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Silly wig.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Bee costume