Costume Play Pillows

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

When in Rome Do as the Romans Do.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

The Showdown: 'I didn't wanna have to shoot ya but my hands are tied.'

"Broom! Broom!"

Little boy dragon

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Did I say cute? I meant you look like the creator of the political philosophies of passive resistance and constructive nonviolence."

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

Boy protecting himself from his dad by wearing riot gear

Crazy World

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

When harry grows up, he wants to be a girl.

'Kids today, they grow up so fast, he's already making makeshift body armour...'

"Just be yourself."

"Shred the plank."

Remote control pirate bully

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He likes it."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The height of fashion in 1796

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog