Cosplay Participant Pillows

Cockroach Costume

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

"Just be yourself."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Pirate

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

A man washing a mascot costume

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Shred the plank."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Tiger Costume

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Star Wars Audience

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."