Cosplaying Pillows

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

4 Genres of Halloween Costume

Royalty

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A man washing a mascot costume

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Tiger Costume

Star Wars Audience

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

Knights of the Square Table.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Masquerade

Sheriff.

'None shall pass!'