Cosplaying Gifts

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Okay...where's Cruz? I'm ready to get out of here!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"We can people-watch. Although, when does people-watching become ogling?"

4 Genres of Halloween Costume

Royalty

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

A man washing a mascot costume

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Tiger Costume

Star Wars Audience

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"