Cosplay Enthusiast Gifts

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

"We're not fighting mum, we're playing peace talks"

The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Closet.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I am Graciela, Battle Princess. You looted my room. I'm here to claim what's been taken from me!"

"There's Ron. I knew we lost him the minute he mistakenly walked into that investment bankers convention next door."

Butter Tarts.

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

Comic Con Creeper

"'Game of Thrones' is finished George, get over it."

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Tree

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Mermaid Romance

Everyone remembers the evil goatee. Few recall the Vulcan neck punch.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

"Still not batman."

Masquerade

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Crusaders wearing shoes

"Lady Jar-Jar."

"Dressing up as Wonder Woman was one thing, but then he expected me to bounce bullets off my braces."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Do you have this in rubber?"

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

"Another math fight on my chat server. What am I doing wrong?"

'No way Derek! Buy you're own Spock ears.'