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"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

"We're not fighting mum, we're playing peace talks"

The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.

Sam Jackson

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Closet.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Only hired for a couple of episodes but I'm hoping to live off the conventions for the next twenty years."

"I am Graciela, Battle Princess. You looted my room. I'm here to claim what's been taken from me!"

"There's Ron. I knew we lost him the minute he mistakenly walked into that investment bankers convention next door."

Butter Tarts.

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

"Sure it's more fashionable, but it just doesn't say 'pirate'."

Comic Con Creeper

"'Game of Thrones' is finished George, get over it."

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Tree

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Mermaid Romance

Everyone remembers the evil goatee. Few recall the Vulcan neck punch.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

"Still not batman."

Masquerade

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Crusaders wearing shoes

"Lady Jar-Jar."

I witnessed something I can never unsee. What happened, little buddy? Some guy walking out of the "Star Wars" premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show. A bunch of fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him. I don't think I can ever unsee five Ewoks and a slave Leia beating a Wookie senseless with plastic light sabers. The Wookie had it coming.

"Dressing up as Wonder Woman was one thing, but then he expected me to bounce bullets off my braces."