Costume Enthusiast Gifts

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

The difference in costs between an 'eye patch' and an 'iPatch'.

A town crier ringing his bell and shouting the news.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

'Just because I wear wings and have a glow about me, don't call me 'angel'.'

'I said we should try PLAN B.'

"I'm a patient woman herb and I'm not giving up."

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"He's never hit an underground line in twenty years. He can wear anything he wants."

'Y'mean-NOBODY told you this was a Fancy Dress do?'

Helmet Shop, "Actually, I'm not too keen on the horns, have you got something a little less aggressive"

"Okay! That's enough thinking outside the box."

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'I have to go to the bathroom.'

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

'Mister Benn.'

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Women wearing wig and gown

"Mr. Cole the baker gave me a cupcake, Dr. Keener the dentist gave me a toothbrush, and Dr. Sims the vet gave me a rabies shot."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

'I'm afraid it's fruit flies.'

"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."

Hoping to increase her chances of passing her driver's exam, Jen rented a nun costume.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'It's the scariest costume Dad could think of...Mom's attorney.'

"Clearly everybody thinks this guy's the biggest freak in the office."