Costume Enthusiast Gifts

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

The difference in costs between an 'eye patch' and an 'iPatch'.

'Maybe these weren't the best choices for Halloween costumes.'

A town crier ringing his bell and shouting the news.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

'Just because I wear wings and have a glow about me, don't call me 'angel'.'

'I said we should try PLAN B.'

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

'We're a giant Q-tip'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

"I'm a patient woman herb and I'm not giving up."

Costume Party.

Women wearing wig and gown

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Okay! That's enough thinking outside the box."

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

"He's never hit an underground line in twenty years. He can wear anything he wants."

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

'Y'mean-NOBODY told you this was a Fancy Dress do?'

'I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Mister Benn.'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Helmet Shop, "Actually, I'm not too keen on the horns, have you got something a little less aggressive"

"Mr. Cole the baker gave me a cupcake, Dr. Keener the dentist gave me a toothbrush, and Dr. Sims the vet gave me a rabies shot."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Gorilla Marketing!

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

'I don't care if your family physician can't work you in today - I want you to hightail it out of here.'

"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."

Three Legged Trick or Treater.

Happy Halloween.