Cosplayer Gifts

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

Joan of Arch

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

A man washing a mascot costume

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Star Wars Audience

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Tiger Costume

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"