Cowboy Cosplayer Gifts

Sheriff.

"They make me look hippy, right?"

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."