Cowboy Cosplayer T-Shirts

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Sheriff.

"They make me look hippy, right?"

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

The Runaway Horse

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West