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'Lucky we got Clam to circle the wagons.'

"The 'Kid' must be inside."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

The Runaway Horse

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"