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'Well, well. If it isn't the Bone Ranger and Tonto.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"They're comfortable."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

A man washing a mascot costume

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."