Cowboy Cosplay Gifts

'Well, well. If it isn't the Bone Ranger and Tonto.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A man washing a mascot costume

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."