Cowboy Wannabe Gifts

"Are we there yet?"

'Ever ride before?'

'Son,when someone asks you what your daddy does,say I'm a cattleman,not a bull shipper.'

The Runaway Horse

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"Who ARE those guys?"

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

It's nothing, boys- just the price we pay to live in a dynamic frontier society.'

Cow duel.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Hey you take that outside.'

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

37.85 Litres Hats

"Being a cowboy's horse was not that glamorous: they ate a lot of baked beans and didn't wash very often..."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"