Cowboy Dreamer Gifts

'This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes this, was the wild west!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Please press one to hear the message in Spanish...'

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

'You never knew your father -- he rode off into the sunset.'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Ennio Morricone RIP

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Runaway Horse

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

New Guy.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Early on-line shopping

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.