Cosmetic Dreamer Gifts

'I'd like to be able to raise my eyebrows higher.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Bubbly

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Painting taking root...

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Pampered and poodled.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Reese Witherspoon

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'