Dress Dreamer Gifts

"You look sensational!"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Today's special... donuts.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Little Princess.

Pampered and poodled.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Sleeping Beauty

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Define fair."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"