Robe Dreamer Gifts

The Beast. If you win this fight, you'll be able to afford your own robe. Motel 6.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"Mr. Right!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Painting taking root...

Pampered and poodled.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Sinking with your heart

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Awkward First Dates

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"