Costume Dreamer Gifts

"Do you think that if I were able to make a dress, I'd go around dressed this way?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Demure lady with gloves

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Tut and Carmen.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Victorian Lady

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cut!

Happy Easter

Characters jumping out of a book.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A man washing a mascot costume

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."