Carnival Dreamer Gifts

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

He kept up his guitar practise...

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Rainbow Quartet

Summertime

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'